Month: August 2008
Hoopla
Goodness, what a lot of hoopla.
I loved Michelle’s dress, and the triple brooches. Retrobama!
The Purpose of Art
What if I said the purpose of art is to keep people busy?
What a Way to Go
http://youtube.com/v/y3JU-knnk0k
“the wildest wackiest entertainment that ever hit the screen”
Quite possibly the best food writing ever
The Sewing Machine (song)
McCall’s 5591
THIS is CONCEPTUAL POETRY
http://youtube.com/v/M8Pk1UYkB3I
3 Stooges teach the alphabet
How to Avoid Fleeting Poetry Trends
Step1
Develop and keep your own style. Trust your instincts about what sounds best with your education, theories, influences and place in the poetry hierarchy.
Step2
Adopt what you truly like, but recognize that it may not be the last word forever.
Step3
Understand the process. Be aware of why, as well as when, a poetry trend is cooling. Poetry trends and fads can happen because a style is cool (spontaneous bop prosody) or fun (flarf) or even shocking (the gurlesque).
Step4
Adapt the style you want to adopt. For example, is everyone writing short short poems but you just can’t? Add an extra stanza to your poems so you can write them short but not as short as everyone else.
Step5
Mix trendy words with classic ones.
Step6
Break some rules; bend others. If the poetry fashion is proceduralism, try writing eight poems of eight lines each instead of retyping the whole goddamn newspaper. If slow poetry is in, use long vowels and dying metaphors before you actually opt to O.D. on barbituates.
Step7
Develop confidence: Take a class, read poetry magazines, get a poetics lesson, get your MFA done.
Step8
Learn about poetry, style, tips and tricks, then go out and make your own poetry news.
Tips & Warnings
- Take a long look at yourself before you go on a poetry safari. Will those politics go with your voluptuous sensibilities and your weakness for beatnik paraphernalia?
- Realize that a stylish writer with purple prose can carry it off if he’s confident.
- Impulse poems are for gratification in haste and repentance at length.