I’m wondering if Aase Berg is my Swedish sister. Our writing isn’t similar, but our poetics are:
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Huh.
My horoscope today:
August 05, 2008
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19)This is a wonderful day to expose yourself to new art, especially if it’s from a different culture. Turn the dial on your radio or television to a channel where they’re not speaking English. Leave it there for a few minutes and you’ll be surprised how intriguing you find it. There are many ways of journeying through life, but you will only ever know the path you choose to travel. Every now and then, it’s wise to travel down an unfamiliar side street.
Project Dreamway
Dreamed last night I was a contestant on Project Runway. Problem: the instructions were confusing. Maybe there were no instructions. I think the first outfit I made was a very 80s tunic & leggings in black jersey; I decided I hated it and ripped it up, started making a scallopy layered dress out of the same fabric… but then I heard or remembered or realized or something that the judges didn’t want to see black, that it wasn’t “risky” enough. I was not on the usual set, it was in some half-abandoned institutional building in the country. There was some issue about shitting, I don’t remember what it was. But I do remember that one of the other contestants made this amazing Marie-Antoinette style dress out of peacock feathers, and I was trying to do this totally amateur thing in black jersey. It was very anxious-making, this dream.
Anyway, I am working on a dress, in real life. And NOT on Project Runway time. How do they do it? And why didn’t Jerrell’s AMAZING gown even get in the top three?
1971 Rock Flowers Doll Commercial
http://youtube.com/v/lwgqLgHPBSY
Groovy!
pink panther – i would like to buy a hamburger
http://youtube.com/v/iUCDhvbQFmU
Hey, this reminds me of my job!
and what about everyone else’s navels?
The blog world has gotten really boringly lint-free. Come on, people, update!
Now back to my navel
Last week, Josh Corey wrote, of a course he’s developing:
and thinking…limited to those six, I’d be hard-pressed to figure out which of them most contributed to the tactics of my own poems. A tiny little bit of each, maybe, with some more dominant notes of the two ladeez? Maybe someone else could figure that out better than I could? But honestly, I don’t feel that directly connected to any of them, so I’m not sure Josh’s formula works.
I Hate Peach
Ok sorry about not updating for sssooooooooooooo long I was on holiday
and then school became a problem ah well lets skip to the topic which
is Garfield is he fat or not most people reckon he is but it is a bit
disagreeable but in my opinion I am not shure but here is what I say
and probably shakespear to disagree or not to disagree that is the
question I got those words from a madam and eve comic book ah well now
back to the subject you know he treats jon a bit like Cinderella but a
Cinderella that never listens because Garfield can’t speak he only
thinks and not properly sometimes I call it lasagna brain but odie is
well a bit no offence by the way I am so mad I mentioned lasagna at
lunch now we have it for dinner here is another boring post by lasagne
hater.
I hate Peach with every being of my body.
i hate peach like a rock!
II.
I hate peach pie. What a drag.
I hate peach schnapps.
I hate peach. But this break, mommy had two new lovelies in the
fridge: Yoplait Whips! Yoplait Whips!
I hate peach flavored candy, it’s just nasty…I hate cold
weather…oh, and spiders and aliens.
i hate peach skin with an absolute passion. i find its very similar to
bread with flour on top. and clay that dries on your hands
I hate peach. I hate Benjamin Moore paints and I really hate Straw Hat
and poofy sofas that look like giant garbage bags filled with god
I hate peach. HATE it.
I HATE PEACH THAT FREAKEN PRINCESS SHE ALWAYS USES THOSE CLOSE.. AND
THAT BITCHING CROWN AND THEN FOLLOWED BY HER FREAKEN FRIENDS FREAKEN
…
III.
if robert lowell is a poet i dont want to be a poet i don’t want to be
a poit i want to be a pit… a peach pit…
Thai Pop Music
Poem to the Flarflist
The totality of a person’s actions
in one of the successive states of his
existence are like large African birds
of prey with a bunch of penlike feathers
sticking out of the from the back of their heads.
That worries me.
Our circular motions against the current
leave semiliquid, greasy secretions
of fatty or waxlike substances,
obliterating memory and moving
irritably sideways, do they not?
Sometimes I feel we are stretched over
a frame of toy musical instruments so
sharp and cutting , like ontology, that we ferment
before we dry. Are not our arias, recitatives,
choruses, duets, trios, etc. left open to
vociferous opacity, even when undergoing
alternation of impurities, as in ferns, eels, etc.?
Any edgeways process involves
a change or transition, refracting light and then reflecting it
in a play of colors, like taxation, or a man’s tall,
collapsible silk hat, but how to twist it more oozily?
Vociferous atomic bikini : soft mud or slime.
Hortatory sumac. Scrumptious scroop.
Gaping, as in astonishment: I have to end this screed now
with a clamorous swollen oomph: Oomph.