Nada and Gary’s adventures in Marrakech, continued…

After the museum, we made our way to a little market square at the edge of the souks that lead to Jemaa-el- Fna. I’m not sure of the actual name of the square, but because it was the location of the touristy Café des Epices, Fred had referred to it as Place des Epices. Inside, we met a woman who had been living in Morocco for a few months. With her was a tiny kitten she had adopted and named Princess. Princess ran about the second floor of the café with a long white cloth tied to her collar; it was as if a Hallowe’en ghost had got loose there (albeit a ghost with a very cute squeaky voice). The woman was a painter cum carpet trader who lived, of all places, in Brooklyn. Here’s me looking very hot (as in temperature) in the Café des Epices, after having eaten most of a bland tuna sandwich:

And here’s the market scene I was looking at from the window:

We stopped in at one of the spice shops, where I bought argan oil (from a rare tree that grows only in a specific part of Morocco – it’s supposed to have healing properties), two different spice mixes, “berber whiskey” (a tea mix), and a little square of amber perfume. The seller threw in a ceramic pumice object for good measure. Here’s a photo of the shop, which sold pigments as well as spices:

I LOVED haggling, and I got rather good at negotiating in French, despite all those troublesome “quatre-vingts.” Buying something was an arduous, theatrical process, laden with struggle and gesture and undertone and manipulation; I likened it to a game of seduction. The sellers lure you in, you look carefully, perhaps inquire about a price, and then the fun starts – it can take fifteen minutes to agree on the price of, for example, a small carved wooden cat. Towards the end the pace of the negotiation quickens, until, breathless, you agree together on a (more or less) fair price – and both parties are filled with relief. What can one buy in Marrakech? Oh… so much! I only bought a very small percentage of what I would have liked to; unfortunately, Gary was not so enamored as I was of the bargaining drama. In fact, it drove him nuts to wait around while I was shopping, and I couldn’t really go out alone (more on this anon), so I ended up with rather lighter bags than I’d expected. But here are some examples of the goods one might buy if one had the time, the money, and the patient-enough travel partner:

etcetera, etcetera

(OK, I have to go to sleep now… the images for this next part will have to come later…)
We then went to Les Jardins Majorelles, in the new city, and looked at lots of pretty cactuses, vases, and tourists:

(We decided they were from San Francisco in Marrakech to research tribal dance)

We had a luxurious dinner (see chandelier below, imagine opera playing in the background) at our riad of chicken tagine with Kermit the kitten, whom I for some reason decided should be called Chester. He was rather difficult to photograph.

More to come! Really!

Does anyone feel like coming to see this with me?

Sunday, July 15, 4pm

Celebrate Brooklyn & Workmen’s Circle present

Frank London’s Yiddish Carnival

For this concert of old- and new-school Jewish music, the luminary Frank London-who has played with everyone from John Zorn to They Might Be Giants and LL Cool J-will be joined by New York City’s hottest and most diverse group of Yiddish musicians for a radical festival in the park. Performers include the Grammy award winning klezmer band, The Klezmatics; television and theater star Fyvush Finkel; a rare performance by legendary Yiddish rocker Wolf Krakowski; Cuban Jewish percussionist Roberto Rodriguez; Rolling Stone’s #1 non-English group of 2006, Frank London’s Klezmer Brass Allstars featuring Brazilian percussionists Maracatú New York; Yiddish divas Joanne Borts and Adrienne Cooper; and the Festival Latin Jewish Carnival Orchestra & Social Justice Sing.

Hot Town

The sea lion said to the faun,
“You want to stay away
from 42nd around Times Square.
All that ironic archival footage —
cheap booze — maudlin case studies of
ordinary Americans — amounts to
a mutant hybrid of clogs
and jellies, smacked up
with a giant ugly stick.”

“I’m not the most political
guy in this Absolut world,”
replied the faun, “I like facials,
waxing, manis and pedis,
mineral make-up, lash and
brow tinting, and vegan skin
products. I like the burly
bouncers checking IDs out
front, the recent suburban
excapees – and I’m interested
in Clinton or Obama right now.”

So the alleycats sing hallelujah
and become multiheaded animals
that seem funnier when you’re stoned.
Dark Empire. Meltdown.
Ethereality. Test your mental mettle:
Try a sour cherry, a sunflower
shoot, a sugar snap pea, or
a couple leaves of baby
arugula. Use some nautical
jargon – joist, fo’c’scle,
avast, poop deck – without
the all the motion sickness
and scurvy that tend to
accompany actual nautical
travel. You are filled with
the glorious aroma of
capitalism’s clutter: doll’s
heads, antique chemical bottles,
taxidermy, vintage dresses,
and human spines waving
among the thick seaweed
of the Bermuda triangle.

To say there’s a lot going
on in New York would be
an understatement. There’s
fuel consumption, deforestation,
free chips and salsa all night
long, mixing and scratching,
dark tentacles, acid-tongued
barflies, spaghetti, eraser
shavings, toothpaste, evil-
kid clichés — and a Victorian
ghost story pastiche of pot, porn,
punk rock, pro-wrestling, talking apes,
and (what else) pubic hair – done
up as a whitebox performance space
with lights, sound system, and
somnambulism.

Burlesque is hosted by Miss
Delirium: “I have long been
the whore of the nobility,
now I want to be the rabble’s
whore. Twig the Wonderkid
and the Astronettes spin
fist-pumping rock’n’roll, and
in a large skillet, I tablespoon
butter melts into a tablespoon
of olive oil at low heat. The wise
owl brews magical beer; turkey
sandwiches fail to put an end
to human suffering. Astroland’s
impending shutdown is the
perfect time to take trapeze
classes or have otherworldly
experiences with curving,
winding monstrosities like
the girl who used to doodle
unicorns and recently got
into vampires. She flips
and cooks for an additional
couple of minutes, continually
basting, unsettling you more
than dead pets or cold eyes.

There are many reasons
to leave the city in the
summertime: the heat, the stink,
the onslaught of tourists, the doll
filled with heroin, the bullet-headed
gangsters, the animated penguins,
the demonic hair extensions and kamikaze pilots,
the white roses, the avenging consciences,
etcetera.

Indeed, the market is a place for
curious eaters to educate their palates,
and the more you sample, the better
able you are to concoct a meal.
Wouldn’t you rather put up
with the TV you have and send
ten kids to school for 12 years?
Season liberally with salt and
pepper to taste imploring
language, compelling the audience
to accept its strange surroundings
and situations, bang and neck trims,
maxed-out credit cards and shuffle
and squelch of the sea.

The costumes are exaggeratedly
modern. An everyman, wandering
in the dunes of a seemingly
mythical land searching for
insect samples to collect
is soon himself trapped at the
bottom of a sand pit, captive
to an oddly quiescent woman.
The N Train slices through
the sea-air dusk. The coral lights
of the Wonder Wheel shimmer –
maybe for the last time.
Omitting the casualties, however,
doesn’t erase the endless
banality of poorly-paced
action and definitely-not-
clever one-liners. You have
so many different roads meeting
there, going in and out, underneath
the bridge, and people trying
to turn, cutting you off. They
don’t have bendy sex. A late
twist or is it? You have
to think about it in relationship
to the whole pelvis. Think
of the whole pelvis in space.
They are usually strong but,
like, tight. Late period zen
neo-noirs, familiar temporal
dissonance – it’s likeable but
somewhat doofy – inspiring
in a whole mess of ways,
a metaphor for the world’s
carnivorousness.

There’s this crazy vocoder-sounding
effect, a fuzzy amped bass, and
a posse of boys salivating over
the watermelon while a circle
of girls booty-dance, periodically
shrieking, “take off your dress!”
at each other. Wild tigers I have
known speak about state power
and the individual to an elfin-eared
downtown ingénue at the Laff Lounge
with a soy patty in tow. Where does
the rectus abdominus insert? We still
soak our pinto beans for a fresh,
rigorous and creative experience.
Masturbation does not “desensitize”
the penis. Little piles of ash,
one after the other, in the middle
of the empty street. Give edge to
beauty – bump into a tulip.
Some songs deal in slower tempos;
others explore glitzy hotels
in the littoral zone.

As I write this, it’s about
95 degrees outside, and the
humidity has climbed to
somewhere right around 200%.
The perfectly steamed stink of
a great black dune of
garbage bags — you’re not the
only dude in the world furiously
beating off. Assembled half-truths
still constitute an irrefutable
larger one: the animation
is breathtaking and the
quirky characters – head-slapping,
small but posh — are adorable.

The smoking ban basically
changed my life. Now
everything’s more reflective
than most horrors — semi-
membraneous with tidal synth
build-ups and viscous vocals.

All mood lighting and
shiny, the slanted spiral surplus is
everywhere – standing still or
ambulating – glittery with glam
and real natural wonders that
lift their petticoats and
expose their backsides
to the hecklers —
ending (still thirsty)
in forced guffaws, creating
a massive collision of …
oh nevermind.

Glad to have missed this (from Accuweather.com):

Searing North Africa Heat
6/20/2007 3:00 PM

Temperatures soared again Wednesday as the heat waxed to a blazing pitch over Algeria, Tunisia and Libya. Readings topped 115 degrees in all three countries. In Libya, the capital city, Tripoli, was a hot spot with 117 degrees, or nearly 25 degrees above normal for the end of spring.

Sorry not to have picked up the travel story again — so jet-lagged still… but STAY TUNED.

What a trip!

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Stay tuned to this space for reports on our trip to elsewhere.

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