I was Cruella’s Godmother

This is a very sad story, so brace yourself.

Two of my students, Haruyo and Hajime, a cute and groovy couple living in Brooklyn, bought a little longhair chihuahua puppy. The puppy was flown out from Minneapolis and H & H met her at the airport.

Haruyo told me she was looking for a good name for the puppy. I started to suggest Mexican-sounding names — Carmen, Maria, Frida, etc. I suggested Lolita (cute for a puppy, right?).

Then Haruyo told me she liked gothic, bondage-y stuff, and could I find a name that fit that “mood”?

How about “Cruella”? I said.

They named the puppy Cruella!

They quickly became attached to her, to her tiny little silken self, but they were worried because she had no energy, she just slept and when she woke up she would shiver and shiver.

One day she seemed in especially bad condition, so they took her to the pet hospital. The hospital staff laughed when Haruyo told them the puppy’s name.

Cruella didn’t last the night. The vet said she had hydroencephalitis.

The next day, Haruyo and Hajime took her to a secret place in Prospect Park and buried her beneath a beautiful tree. Cruella had not yet had her shots, so she had never been outside in a place where she could run freely.

Hajime says, now she can run around and play as much as she likes.

RIP, dear Cruella…

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Who’s more beautiful?

Waheeda Rehman (note my earlier misspelling!)

or…

MadhuBala (which means “HoneyMaiden””!)

????????

I am hopelessly — hopelessly! — entranced by both of them…

In the Doghouse

Yeterday, Gary used the expression, “in the doghouse.”

I laughed because the expression is so 1950s, so easily literalizable in cartoons and sitcoms (descending scale: wah wah wah).

I remember the first time I learned the expression, in third or fourth grade. I don’t remember any of the normal lessons from the bitchy teachers I had during those years, with the exception of one time we burnt sugar until it carmelized — oh and another tine being forced to make that capital cursive Q that looks like a deformed “2”. I also remember getting IQ tests (but not the results). What I definitely remember are the visists from guests artists. One guy taught us some songs from Man of La Mancha, which you KNOW I loved.

I learned “in the doghouse” from a man who came to teach us Japanese ink painting. He explained the expression, then said that if we made any stray marks on our paper we would be “in the doghouse.”

In the doghouse.

Some Babies

Some babies the avant-garde tradition throws out with the bathwater:

**epiphanies

**human beings in difficult situations in which they are compelled to make ethical decisions

**descriptions of suffering

**the mechanism of identification