rest in light

l isten very attentively to all sounds

i s silent or prolongs sounds

g enerated, notation becomes

h e may prolong a silence

t emporal holes — durations in which readers keep silent

Found Abecedarian Poem in an Amazon.com Review of The Oxford Companion to Food by Alan Davidson

Aardvark, Botulism, Cup Cake, David (Elizabeth), Enzymes, Fat-Tailed Sheep, Gender/Sex and Food, Hallucinogenic Mushrooms, Ice Cream Sundae, Jewish Dietary Laws, Kangaroos, Lobscouse, Microwave Cooking, Norway, Offal, Puffin, Queen of Puddings, Roti, Scurvy, Termite Heap Mushroom (or Taillevant), Umeboshi, Vegetarianism, Washing up (a very elegant little article), sadly no X, Yin-yang, and Zabaglione.

(yay!)

abecedarian spam subject line poem

acronym corralled primitivism

agleam eidetic catalytic augmentation

bonito fbi mile chickadee deallocate

boreas frock salvo believe orthodox

cranium continuity creating ernestine embodiment

crop frowsy

daffy incomputable ramp hormone

deity kangaroo heterodyne rudder advocate

enzymatic bloodline her chemistry evocation jack shall aware augment eigenvector annoy comrade corn chair blackberry hades affair cantonese gauge neoclassic ditty seizure remote brokerage collate osmotic hahn brandenburg mire anyone feat inconstant inconspicuous brooklyn ewing behead auditorium cauchy

extramarital marijuana

fairy dissidents over 72

fat ass dislike by people the most, y? leaderless blink

glossed gravitate gagwriter behold embezzle

gull astronomy blair freshen

hairy Being slight while to be a companion to sweets jules

herd glove fuji glue

incarnate improve anteater criterion

interstitial inasmuch evensong again cupful curl beguile deaden kalmuk asiatic immigrate clive ballard recursion impromptu infirm bidirectional floodlit facto cromwell demodulate downstairs dodd buttonhole lawmen

kombu low epsilon

less paain and more happiness cork

literature peabody awkward dinosaur frothy

moldavia pickerel antedate

more sex now

Nada, need drugs?

nada, Supreme meedication for you!

ocean 8 clodhoppers

orthodox Clinton

primordial emolument expulsion

pupate etymology

quadrant

quakeress headlight drastic confound

Remember when you broke down last time?

rendezvous cyclops bemadden

slither

steam engine dahlias inside 5

this is crazy

tire

Unkownn Acsertess caugh naked

Why?

ZPR, hello!’ someone barked

An Abecedarian of Spam Senders

Academics C. Outlaid

Bacteria J. Saxophone

Concorde G. Embryologists

Coyest K. Knelling

Dahlia Audley

Esmeralda Pacheco

feather@emophilips.com

Gary complementation

Gift Fox

Headmistress L. Crested

Hilario

Israel Craft

Jack Self

Klutzy Q. Blackbird

Lugubrious D. Impalpable

Marquess Q. Acme

Murderously T. Gridirons

Nappies C. Ionics

Ora Gomez

Perspiring J. Approaches

Posturing J. Dickson

Purify O. Mine

Quincy Randle

Sauntering O. Nosedove

Stabling A. Violoncello

Strictest J. Parabolas

Tomcats E. Sappho

Wrongfulness E. Justifies

Yolanda Mayberry

Vanitatus Imperium

Battered gal’s ‘roid rage soothes the million dollar condors

and their lowly worm’s luscious cameltoe which,

like a vornado creampie in monkey sportswear,

emits a “cry of the soul” as radiant as the art of songs,

or the art of thongs, or three-pronged arguments

that wrap into the haunch of dead enthusiasm rapt

in henna, terracotta, and polyurethane like a swizzle stick

in the (e)urethra of the truly bored. So strike up the sarod,

fellas, and wiggle your fngers on the skins, drummer boys.

Like you, I hear it all technically, a mountain of rouge

on a pale imitation, wallowing in the anemic spirit of time.

Call me e-mail — call me anything — but call me.

The process was interrupted by an abrupt allocution:

“I don’t want you to conceal anything.”

Has anyone else created for yourself in your e-mail program a special mailbox called “groovy spam”?

Mine has 252 messages at the moment. I would like to spend some time in a writer’s colony crafting these marvels of verbal art into something really special. I actually went to a few websites — Yaddo and McDowell and Saltenstall — to look at their programs.

It doesn’t seem like they’ve had a lot of writers working on spam poems.

How could I convince their boards of directors of the value of doing so?

No matter what I do, banging my head, feeling that it’s all terribly unreal.

I like how some spams are all aphorisms. It’s like they want to send a little wisdom along with their porn teasers. This one came from a spam entitled “Lovely female starts ptoohs”:

Sain bisu

Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves, whistle and dance the shimmy, and you’ve got an audience.

Literature is the immortality of speech. A dream is a scripture, and many scriptures are nothing but dreams.

If we live truly, we shall see truly.

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain.

Only from the heart Can you touch the sky.

I love mankind it’s people I can’t stand.

I bring to my life a certain amount of mess.

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action.

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more.

But sure there is need of other remedies than dreaming, a weak contention of art against nature.Not everything has a name. Some things lead us into a realm beyond words. One who knows how to show and to accept kindness will be a friend better than any possession.

The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain’t so.

First say to yourself what you would be and then do what you have to do.

Justice is a concept. Muscle is the reality.

Indeed, you won the elections, but I won the count.

Sometimes the best, and only effective, way to kill an idea is to put it into practice.