Month: January 2011

confinement

(now it’s 99)

I posted 98 times this month here on Ululations. That’s a new record for me. Granted, some of the posts are extremely short, but still…

SEGUE PRESENTS:

KRISTEN GALLAGHER +
STAN APPS

This Saturday, February 5th

SEGUE READING SERIES
BPC
4 PM
$6

KRISTEN GALLAGHER (born Henry Lawrence Garfield; February 13, 1961) is an American singer-songwriter, stand-up comedian, spoken word artist, writer, publisher, actor, radio DJ, and activist.

STAN APPS is currently a law student at NYU. His newest paper book, The World as Phone Bill, is a collection of essays on contemporary poetry, eternal verities, assorted universals and a particular or three. His newest e-book, This Club Will Have Anyone, is available as a download or randomized website from Gauss PDF. Other books are available from Slack Buddha, Make Now, or Les Figues Press.

Saturday, February 5th
4-6 PM
The Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery
$6 admission goes to readers

February/March Segue Readings are curated by Nada Gordon and Steven Zultanski. The Segue Reading Series is made possible by the support of The Segue Foundation. Visit seguefoundation.com, bowerypoetry.com, or call (212) 614-0505 for more information.

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February 12th – Caroline Bergvall & Sarah Dowling

“Poor Nada,” she said. Nada’s
great brown eyes looked up
hauntingly. “Does it hurt much?”
hahah, poor Nada. Poor NaDa.
Your time is ended. Poor Nada.
HeyLatinGirl Poor nada! GO GO
LatinAmericaNeedPurpleGlasses!
lol poor nada with that much stuff
on your mind, theres almost no way
ughh i hate when that happens most
attention is diverted. But of course
you have heard the news — you know
that poor Nada has two children to support.”
The Cynicism of the poor, Nada
Stop insulting this poor NADA.
NADA are you OK? nada.
Ha. Poor nada. To forever experience
the joy of war. Poor Nada. Must be awful
to be so stressed. She’s such a sweetie.
They device policies for the leisure class
and give the poor NADA! Does anybody
else maybe see this as a turf war and poor
Nada is caught in the middle of it? The CIA
did their own investigation and says she is
innocent. oh no, poor Nada, all this being
in limbo is upsetting her. … NoO LoOz
QamBiioO PoOr Nada -AmoO La MuziiQa –
Me GuzTa EzTudiiaR -Me GuzTan Laz
MattemattiQaz -Me aGrada dar QoOnzeJoOz.
poverty just like the one it produced about poor
Nada whom is being exploited for dirty
international geopolitics !!? poor nada
can’t deal with the fact that nobody takes her
seriously because everybody sees right through
her shallow presentation. Uh… you’re about
halfway to calling me a lecherous, old man.
If nothing else, think about poor, poor Nada
when you say these things. But poor Nada,
that was all that consumed her. The once loving
wife now became bitter, she hated her husband
for proposing to her earlier. Poor Nada! Living
in a little rathole like this and working as a bounty
hunter. And it was his fault that she had come
into such degradation. “Nada?” On this photo
poor Nada looks as if she is being eaten alive 🙂
luckily puppies are starting to eat their own mom
But my amateurish philosophising was shattered
by the wails and sobs from poor Nada. She was
inconsolable to the point that her doctor had
pumped her full of tranquillisers.
Poor Nada… you became a water zombie …

But Nada, poor poor nada

was a grey heart and no longer active

hey ladies im here looking too meet some good honest people,im not into games and not into drama,looking too meet someone who has a thier head together and likes too laugh alot,

I’m the type of guy who can appreciate a good sandwich.

I have been known to read a history textbook just for fun.

smart girls are very sexy… so are qirky unique girl’s that don’t mind that I have some tasteful word’s of ink on my arm’s

i’m eating a lot of vegetables, most notably the artichoke.

I am very caring, honest and loyal. I am not very goofy, but yearn for the good laugh.

I am a dramaless, in great shape.

Fave books? Anything by Ayn Rand! but I don’t really like to read very much.

High-speed Internet. Cancan dancers. A world without them wouldn’t be a place I’d like to live in.

Food: oysters. duck, any part. chocolate. wild boar salami. chewing gum. flavored toothpicks.

When it comes to music I can listen to anything that fits my mood at theme moment, from classic rock to salsa, Enya to lord of acid

I’m as comfortable in a Tux as I am in my jeans. I’m walking contradiction.

I’m just as comfortable in a suit as I am in jeans and a tshirt.

I can wear a suit and look smashing but not be ruled by it.

Billy Joel, and Elton John are my favorite musicians, although I’m a big fan of most music.

I’m a cerebral person who would probably not be well suited to someone who is looking for an action guy.

I have two children that a woman I’m involved with will never see unless I remarried.

I’m fun, athletic, and open to new experiences. Have some jock and intellectual tendencies wrapped together.

I love black ex lesbians. I wanna smack dat u dont got junk n da trunk i no like Me gusta chipolte I am sincere honest transman.

Easy going , no kids , two Cats and a Turtle named Kevin.

On a typical Friday night I am Usually pretty tired from the work week. But my favorite thing to do when going out is see watch stand up at The Comedy Cellar.

I have spent many a late night tackling Eastern philosophy and biographies of rock stars.

I could never do without my bowling ball.

Life is a pilgrimage towards self actualization, one-ness with a higher spirit, I think. You?

The six things I could never do without family job money sex friends led zeppelin

I read the phone book once. It was a little thin on plot but the cast of characters was amazing.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike harmonica playing,

I am an eternal child and look at the world with a sense of wonder and amazement

You should message me if your life is empty

I’d like someone that thinks on the bright side of life.

You should message me if you would like to have some type of intercourse with me.

I was born jewish, but now I’m just generally in touch with the universe.

I’ve never had a cavity.

I’m not looking for perfection because I have flaws.

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