What do they talk about?

I often wonder what they talk about.  I asked him, “Does she know who Jack Smith is?” and he said, “no, but she knows who Matthew Barney is,” as if… as if… one can even mention Jack Smith and Matthew Barney in the same breath.  I bet they don’t talk about

The Baron de Rothschild

Tristan Tzara

Language Poetry

Maya Deren

Joe Sacco

V. Shantaram

Dairakudakan

Dan Davidson

Shimokitazawa

K. Silem Mohammad

Lorine Niedecker

Samuel Beckett

Matt Madden

Clark Coolidge

Oulipo

Bernadette Mayer

Pakeezah

Cassavetes

Joe Brainard

Hannah Weiner

Lewis Klahr

Max Ernst

Carolee Schneemann

George Kuchar

Misora Hibari

Sharon Mesmer

Guru Dutt

Frank O’Hara

Drew Gardner

d.a. levy

Rob Fitterman

Philip Whalen

Kathy Acker

Richard Foreman

Asha Bhosle

Song Poems

I could go on and on and on.  Really, what do they talk about?  Do they just fuck all the time?  Or do they talk about Julia Roberts, alcohol, improv, their desk jobs, SE Asia, Japan?  I hope they move to Laos together and just get out of my face. Lots of prettier girls available there cheap, though, so she better watch him, with his track history. He could be a kind of ethnomusicologist of pussy.