Month: June 2011

The Adjustment of Inmates to a Sentence of Life Without Parole (or, "The Longest Time")

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Hi, when I go to bed, I have a feeling

of a line of thin mucus on right side
of the throat, which does not allow
to sleep unless it is thrown out
with coughing. Perhaps because
i gave head for a whole hour and
only stopped cos my lips got numb.
This is a list of spaceflight records.
Mangosteen for sure.
I got my queen today.
It never happens during the day time.
According to a pringle potato chip,
the longest time to stand motionless
is 20 hours, 10 minutes, 6 seconds. huh.
What is the longest time spent in
direct full body contact with ice?
What is the longest time any person
has stayed awake? For the longest time
I really thought his last name was Boner.
What’s the longest you have had a hickey?
What is the longest time you held from
breaking wind in yoga? And in what asana
was it finally released?
Like, were you ever addicted to a game
and played it for hundreds of hours?
and do you regret it? What was the game
and how did you feel?
I don’t wanna have a thing Up my but to remove the poo.
I’m afraid there’s no denyin’, I’m just a
dandy or 
blah jellyfish.
Well, I hope everyone’s poo ordeal
will be resolved well.
Happy pooing =D

Un-outrageous

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Here’s the realized outfit.

 
You know what’s funny? Those hot pink net gloves left a net-shaped tan on my forearms. Ha!
Compared to lots of the parade costumes, mine was decidedly un-outrageous.  Next year, it’s body paint, pasties, Victoriana, etc. for me.
I am gaining weight again.  I’m not entirely sure I’m happy about this.

bellydancing pink coral

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Nemo is trying to climb up the armchair in my bedroom to get to the long pink balloons I have inflated for the headdress of my “bellydancing pink coral” costume I shall wear at the mermaid parade today.  He mews plaintively. I yell at him to get down, and now he is lying under the lamplight on my desk as I type this.

Ingredients:

pink tulle crinoline
boy shorts to wear beneath
iridescent eggplant net scarf
pink coin scarf
gold coin belt
pink bra to wear under another pink bra edged with pearls and rhinestones
belly drape of yet another gold/pink coin belt, pinned on with an antique pink rhinestone brooch
fluorescent pink net fingerless gloves
armlets of koosh balls with bulging eyes/ the balls light up when bounced
fake curly burgundy hair that looks rather like my own curly burgundy hair to wear beneath my own as extension so that I am more mermaid-like
copious bangles with shisha (mirrors) in two shades of pink
large pink rhinestone earrings
false eyelashes with rhinestones in them
gold body glitter
child’s pink & rhinestone birthday tiara as base for the pink balloons
gold ankle bracelets
gold sandals
pink and gold eyeshadow
possible miscellaneous items to pin on:  pinkish-gold fake roses, starfish earrings with pink rhinestones, large, tentacled looking koosh ball that lights up when bounced, etc.

pictures, possibly video, to follow eventually

Malachi 2:16

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“I hate divorce,” says the LORD God of Israel, “and I hate a man’s covering himself with violence as well as with his garment,” says the LORD Almighty. So guard yourself in your spirit, and do not break faith.
For I hate putting away, saith Jehovah, the God of Israel, and him that covereth his garment with violence, saith Jehovah of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.
away of a wife, says the Lord, the God of Israel, and against him who is clothed with violent acts, says the Lord of armies: so give thought to your spirit and do not be false in your acts.
“For I hate divorce,” says ADONAI the God of Isra’el, “and him who covers his clothing with violence,” says ADONAI-Tzva’ot. Therefore take heed to your spirit, and don’t break faith.
When thou shalt hate her put her away, saith the Lord, the God of Israel: but iniquity shalt cover his garment, saith the Lord of hosts, keep your spirit, and despise not.
Denn ich hasse Entlassung, spricht Jehova, der Gott Israels; und er bedeckt mit Gewalttat sein Gewand, spricht Jehova der Heerscharen. So hütet euch in eurem Geiste, daß ihr nicht treulos handelt!
“For the man who does not love his wife but divorces her, says the LORD, the God of Israel, covers his garment with violence, says the LORD of hosts. So guard yourselves in your spirit, and do not be faithless.”
Che se pur l’odia, rimandila, ha detto il Signore Iddio d’Israele; e copra la violenza col suo vestimento, ha detto il Signor degli eserciti. Guardatevi adunque sopra lo spirito vostro, che non usiate dislealtà.
“I hate divorce,” says the LORD God of Israel. “I hate the person who covers himself with violence,” says the LORD of Armies. “Be careful not to be unfaithful.”
“I hate divorce,” says the Lord God of Israel. “I hate it when one of you does such a cruel thing to his wife. Make sure that you do not break your promise to be faithful to your wife.”
For I hate divorce,” says the LORD, the God of Yisra’el, “and him who covers his garment with violence!’ says the LORD of Hosts. “Therefore take heed to your spirit, that you don’t deal treacherously.
“If he hates and divorces [his wife],” says the Lord God of Israel, “he covers his garment with injustice,” says the Lord of Hosts. Therefore, watch yourselves carefully, and do not act treacherously.
For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away : for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously .
Porque yo detesto el divorciodice el SEÑOR, Dios de Israely al que cubre de iniquidad su vestiduradice el SEÑOR de los ejércitos. Prestad atención, pues, a vuestro espíritu y no seáis desleales.
Porque Jehová Dios de Israel ha dicho que él aborrece que sea repudiada; y cubra la iniquidad con su vestido, dijo Jehová de los ejércitos. Guardaos pues en vuestros espíritus, y no seáis desleales.
Car je hais la r?pudiation, Dit l’?ternel, le Dieu d’Isra?l, Et celui qui couvre de violence son v?tement, Dit l’?ternel des arm?es. Prenez donc garde en votre esprit, Et ne soyez pas infid?les!
Wer ihr aber gram ist und verstößt sie, spricht der HERR, der Gott Israels, der bedeckt mit Frevel sein Kleid, spricht der HERR Zebaoth. Darum so seht euch vor vor eurem Geist und verachtet sie nicht.
“For I hate divorce,” says the LORD, the God of Israel, “and him who covers his garment with wrong,” says the LORD of hosts. “So take heed to your spirit, that you do not deal treacherously.”
The Lord God of Israel says, “I hate divorce. And I hate people who do cruel things as easily as they put on clothes,” says the Lord All-Powerful. So be careful. And do not break your trust.
“I hate divorce,” says the LORD God of Israel. “I hate it when people do anything that harms others,” says the LORD who rules over all. So guard yourself in your spirit. And don’t break your promises.
“For the Lord God of Israel says That He hates divorce, For it covers one’s garment with violence,” Says the Lord of hosts. “Therefore take heed to your spirit, That you do not deal treacherously.”
“For I hate divorce!” says the LORD, the God of Israel. “It is as cruel as putting on a victim’s bloodstained coat,” says the LORD Almighty. “So guard yourself; always remain loyal to your wife.”
For I hate divorce, says the Lord, the God of Israel, and covering one’s garment with violence, says the Lord of hosts. So take heed to yourselves and do not be faithless.
Car je hais la répudiation, dit l’Éternel, le Dieu d’Israël, et celui qui couvre de violence son vêtement, dit l’Éternel des armées. Prenez donc garde à votre esprit, et ne soyez pas infidèles.
“For I hate divorce, says the LORD the God of Israel, and covering one’s garment with violence, says the LORD of hosts. So take heed to yourselves and do not be faithless.”
Poiché io odio il ripudio, dice l’Eterno, l’Iddio d’Israele; e chi ripudia copre di violenza la sua veste, dice l’Eterno degli eserciti. Badate dunque allo spirito vostro, e non agite perfidamente.
El que la aborrece enviándola, dijo el SEÑOR Dios de Israel, cubre la iniquidad con su vestido, dijo el SEÑOR de los ejércitos. Guardaos pues en vuestro espíritu, y no seáis desleales.
Want de HEERE, de God Israels, zegt, dat Hij het verlaten haat, alhoewel hij den wrevel bedekt met Zijn kleed, zegt de HEERE der heirscharen; daarom wacht u met uw geest, dat gij niet trouwelooslijk handelt.
(for I hate putting away, saith Jehovah the God of Israel;) and he covereth with violence his garment, saith Jehovah of hosts: take heed then to your spirit, that ye deal not unfaithfully.
cum odio habueris dimitte dicit Dominus Deus Israhel operiet autem iniquitas vestimentum eius dicit Dominus exercituum custodite spiritum vestrum et nolite despicere
“I hate divorce,” says the God of Israel. God-of-the-Angel-Armies says, “I hate the violent dismembering of the ‘one flesh’ of marriage.” So watch yourselves. Don’t let your guard down. Don’t cheat.
For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith, that he hateth putting away: for [one] covereth violence with his garment, saith the LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.
“For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that He hateth putting away; for one covereth violence with his garment,” saith the LORD of hosts. “Therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.”
“I hate divorce,” says the LORD God of Israel, “and I hate it when people clothe themselves with injustice,” says the LORD Almighty. So be on your guard, and do not be unfaithful.
For I hate divorce,” says Yahweh, the God of Israel, “and him who covers his garment with violence!’ says Yahweh of Hosts. “Therefore take heed to your spirit, that you don’t deal treacherously.
when thou hatest her, leave thou her (not), saith the Lord God of Israel. Forsooth wickedness shall cover the cloth of him, saith the Lord of hosts; keep ye your spirit, and do not ye despise. (even if thou hatest her, leave thou her not, saith the Lord God of Israel. Yea, let his cloak cover his wickedness, saith the Lord of hosts; so keep ye watch over your spirit, and do not ye despise her.)
For [I] hate sending away, said Jehovah, God of Israel, And He [who] hath covered violence with his clothing, said Jehovah of Hosts, And ye have been watchful over your spirit, And ye do not deal treacherously.

Autointoxication

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