Jordan Davis writes in on the topic of SELF:
Subject: Self
The soldiers, as queasy a random selection from the globe’s hot spots as
could be managed on a helicopter’s notice, rounded the quiet corner with
mounting dread.
“Shit,” said Kielbasy in his thick, garlicky accent.
“Are we looking into it or what,” said Ben Fong-Torres, crouching
for cover. “Did I roll my 401(k) over into a granola bar?”
There, in front of them, wearing striped red and blue pants,
was BRENDA COULTAS!Q!!!!!!! andshe was reading fucking awesome poetry