Tommy, at free4freakyfun, writes,

My buddies and I wanted to build a website dedicated to M.I.LF’s. You know what MILF’s are, right? Mothers I’d Like to Fuck! We’re talking sexy, older babes that you’d give your left nut to fuck. We’re just average guys but we had an idea, a little cash and a camera. We went on a search of sexy M.I.L.F.’s that needed cock. You know, the type that are neglected by their husbands. We hit the supermarkets, shopping malls, playgrounds, beach, anywhere we could find some sexy mom’s that we could talk into having sex with us on camera.

You know what the poetic punctum of this priceless passage is, for me? It’s that stupid apostrophe: mom’s. What’s up with that [as the teenagers say nowadays]? I’m also interested in the synechdochic, apostrophized use of the word “cock” here, not to mention the arbitrary precision and jocular colloquiality of “you’d give your left nut to fuck.”

Unfortunately, he didn’t do the sentence completion assignment properly…