Ebonics Blender

Making protein drinks every morning, dreaming of an Ebonics Blender ™:

Turn the Beat around

Shake!

Ax

Fuck up

Shaft

Whup

Whup upside head

and the reggae version: Stir it up…

Before you give me any grief about this, know that I grew up partly in Oakland and Chicago, so I have some familiarity with the dialect, K?