List of Flaws

Assless (yes, I have no ass)

Fat

Ugly

Unattractive (it’s actually the first ones with lots of more stuff)

Bad-tempered

Boring

Depressive

Insecure

Lazy

Selfish

Too altruistic (what, put together with the last one, makes me a schizophrenic)

Useless

Pointless

Talentless

Way too sincere

I always need a girl to take care of me

I always pretend that I don’t care about just giving caress and not receiving it

I always pretend that I don’t care about myself

I always pretend that I don’t care

I always pretend that I’ll be fine (when I’m dumped)

I always pretend that I’m a grown up

I always pretend that I’m a teenager

I always pretend that I’m a child

I always pretend that I’m a gentleman (I actually am, but I’ve been forcing myself to it since I was about four years-old)

I always pretend that I’m drunk

I always pretend that I’m not drunk

I always pretend that I’m in love (sometimes I pretend it even to myself)

I always pretend that I’m not in love (sometimes I pretend it even to myself)

I always pretend that I’m less than I really am

I always pretend that I’m more than I really am

I always pretend that I’m smart

I always pretend to my relatives and some not so close friends that it’s all right

I can always blame all on me

I can’t accept that there’s something good about me

I fall in love too easily

I have some crooked teeth

I just fall in love with unattainable women

I need to always be in love

I need to always be right

I need to always have the last word

I need to always receive caress