Very interested in 1) her upcoming BABY and 2) this list of things Johanna wants to write about — in particular, why she hates Vogue magazine. I hate Vogue magazine, too. I got one of those cheap teachers’ union subscriptions to it, and I hate it. I also hate JANE magazine, although it’s posing as the anti-Vogue. I used to like the British Marie-Claire, but only for its sensationalized articles about the tribulations of less fortunate sisters in faroff places. And even then I only read it at the salon. Another magazine that I subscribe to that I hate is Time Out New York, which is edited by a gauche and vulgar imbecile and marketed to brainless hedonists (wild glazed smiles on their plastic faces). The listings are good but who has time?