Has anyone else created for yourself in your e-mail program a special mailbox called “groovy spam”?

Mine has 252 messages at the moment. I would like to spend some time in a writer’s colony crafting these marvels of verbal art into something really special. I actually went to a few websites — Yaddo and McDowell and Saltenstall — to look at their programs.

It doesn’t seem like they’ve had a lot of writers working on spam poems.

How could I convince their boards of directors of the value of doing so?

No matter what I do, banging my head, feeling that it’s all terribly unreal.