I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I am in doubt as to the effectiveness of curses — but let’s just imagine otherwise for a moment:

May all the South Dakotan legislators who voted to ban abortion be reincarnated as either abused, unwanted children or exhausted, overburdened mothers living in dire poverty.

May the senators who voted to allow wiretapping be under surveillance for not just this life but for any other life they may experience.