Here’s my facebook blow-by-blow status updates on the RNC:
Nada noted that she said “EYE-ran” and not “Ee-rahn.”
Nada wants her to say “cool” at least once.
Nada notes that Willow? Piper? keeps messing with the baby, licking her palm to smooth his hair, picking stuff out of his eyes, etc.
Nada so far only liked Huckabee, although she doesn’t agree with anything he said.
Nada admires the red white and blue feather boa.
Nada thought: “Here’s a little nudeflash”???
Nada would like to help Sarah soften some of those vowels.
Nada notes they just led a crunchy protester out of the convention hall.
Nada : “The difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? EVOLUTION.”
Nada notes that both sides pimp their kids mercilessly.
Nada : “Cindy, that dress. What were you thinking?”
Nada wonders, is this a joke?
Nada thinks Track looks terrified.
Nada basically thinks abortion should be mandatory. Enough of the human scourge!
Nada is overwhelmed by her dorkiness!
Nada basically likes beehives, bouffants, etc., as you might guess.
Nada thinks that Sarah Palin looks like she’s wearing a sexy 1960s librarian costume.
Nada notes that “change is not a destination and hope is not a strategy” is admittedly a good soundbite.
Nada notes that Giuliani just said my name … twice.
Nada binaries Manichean duality ugh.
Nada feels like worms are crawling up her back when Giuliani does that nasty fake grin.
Nada senses that Bristol is diggin’ on the publicity.
Nada is a fiscal peacock.
Nada irrationally hates CIndy McCain.
Nada thinks it looks like a sci-fi eugenics deomstration. Especially when they chant.
Nada likes Lingal’s PC pronunciation of Hawai’i (sp?)
Nada notes ironic editing on the televising of the RNC.
Nada doesn’t understand them at all.
Nada notes that Governor Lingal thinks sthat Sarah Palin is “truly authentic.”
Nada unlike Sarah Palin has never been crowned Miss anything.
Nada wonders why Republicans tend to look so weirdly pasty. Bad diets?
Nada didn’t know the governor Hawaii’s name was Linda Lingal, and thinks that sounds more than a little obscene.
Otohime 
Nada notes (I hope) that Nada rules.